Dating profile taglines
One of the best resources I came across was the Tinder thread on a fitness forum – this was a huge 350 page thread with thousands of posts! For a limited time I’m sharing my private list of powerful Tinder openers that’ll make 9 out of 10 girls respond to your messages and flirt with you… It’s the GO-TO GUIDE so you’ll never be stuck trying to think up a clever pick up line…I read as many pages as I could after work, long into the night, and finally finished reading the thread after one whole week. Send me an emoji that represents our first date, I’ll send you an emoji that represents our future I’m banking on your standards being a lot lower than mine.“Sometimes life hands you lemons that are worth 2 in the bush, I like puppies.”I’ll write to you every day for a year. I’m a highly motivated, controlling, narcissistic asshole with bad grammar… It’s all on the list so you can use these messages to date and hookup with beautiful Tinder girls tonight. I’m looking for a long term relationship probably involving a lot of hard work and hardly any sex. I like to pick the movies and if you don’t let me, I’ll tell everyone you beat me. If there wasn’t enough WTF profile’s already, here’s some more. Swipe the direction of the one you think is more attractive. I work for the government so you know I’ll f*ck you hard. I pick you up at 8 for half-priced apps at the Bee’s.
Nah, it’s completely fair, and I’ll tell you why, alright? Dating black girls is really a plus because you don’t have to worry about meeting their fathers. I’m outdoorsy in the sense that I like to get drunk on patios. I just want a guy to buy me flowers, send me a million cute texts an call me mine, I’ll make you food so wife me up. Just be John Cusack outside my window with a boombox. After going out for four years you decide to propose. I think that’s all you need to know I’ll make you dessert, if you don’t like it, there is always me ;)The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little ” woo OOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the woo OOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think Tessticles (haha that’s Tinder gold! Mirror selfies, rig shots and roid monkeys need not apply. I look like a kid, if you are into that kinda thing. A kiss makes my whole day, but anal makes my hole weak I’m grown up but not grown, grown. If I’m interested, I’ll place my underpants on the table. Return them washed, and we will consummate passionately. A plus if you wear my mom’s perfume and fit perfectly in the void she left.
But who’s caring, because let’s be honest, you’re gonna swipe right coz I’m fit. At first when people found out they called me a freak, now they just call me, all the time. Gonna get tattoos of dogs on my arms and then get really buff so when I a fly cutie I can be like “excuse me, but do you know where a vet is? If you’re waiting for the opportune moment to talk to me… Some of them are pretty entertaining, but does a good bio actually achieve anything at the end of the day, is it going to get you a date or hookup? And then even if she does read your bio, unless there’s something oustanding (or underwhelming) in there, it’s generally your photos that will be the major influencer.
because I’ve got some SICK PUPPIES” and then I’ll flex so hard my shirt sleeves rip and they’re blown away by my arms, my devotion to dogs and my sense of humour Professional Eugoogoolizer at the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too. I’m just going to answer the question for you: yes they are real.. If you want to have fun and flirty conversations that lead to dates and hookups, you MUST send a great first message that makes a girl take notice of you. The main instances when a girl will read your bio is after you send them an opener or when she wants to send you the first message – she’ll do a little background check to find something to say (guy’s take note, read their profile as well! So including some bio information that will be a conversation point is a good idea.
I’m just here for sex from a white boy with mommy issues. But if you swipe right, I will match with you, I will flirt with you and I will fu*k you. I’m not good at taking off bras so don’t worry, I won’t ask you for casual sex.
I’ll still kiss you after you give me a rim job and I do a lot of yoga. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills. I hunt, fish, critique porn and thoroughly enjoy getting stoned in the woods with Mary Jane and Jack. Let’s recreate the Human Centipede and sew your mouth to my butthole. Two things I don’t fuck with: rattlesnakes and condoms. Hobbies: I’ll treat you like a Disney princess on the streets and a porn princess between the sheets.